Why?

Got this in an email today and couldn't resist posting it. It's so funny because it's all true. :o) Enjoy!


~Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

~Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

~Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

~Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

~Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

~Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

~Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

~Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

~Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

~If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

~Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

~Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

~Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

~Why do pe ople keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the
vacuum one more chance?

~Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

~How do those dead bugs get into those e ncl osed light fixtures?

~When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

~Why is it th at whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

~In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

~How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

~And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.